INC-0000 · status: MONITORINGchange freeze: in effect · CAB approval: pending (since 2019)
si: you are. (do not deploy)
you wouldn’t.
You are visitor who almost shipped.
SI-4521
Change Request
Won’t Fix (Will Fix Friday)
Priority: Highest (all of them)
Deploy the thing we said we wouldn’t deploy
As discussed. See attached. Effective immediately. Do not deploy.
Description
Ship Friday. Delete staging. Promote the intern to SRE. The change freeze is in effect; the change freeze was changed on Tuesday. CAB approval is pending (since 2019). Risk: High. Confidence: High. These are not the same.
Acceptance criteria
- The button is pressed.
- The progress bar reaches 99%.
- Someone else owns the rollback.
- A postmortem is filed before the incident begins.
- This ticket is closed as Done, then reopened as Won’t Fix (Will Fix Friday).
Activity
- POProgram Office
Any update?
- CAChief Alignment Officer
Aligning. Circling back. Taking offline. Bringing back online.
- YOUYou
As discussed.
- JIRAJira
Status changed from Won’t Fix to Won’t Fix (Will Fix Friday). Resolution: Duplicate of itself.
Sprint 47: Sprint Harder∞ points remaining
- Type
- Change / Incident / Feature / Bug
- Assignee
- Unassigned (it’s you)
- Reporter
- The Meeting
- Sprint
- Sprint 47: Sprint Harder
- Story points
- ∞
- Epic
- Fix the epic
- Labels
- do-not-deploy, as-discussed, see-attached
- Watchers
- everyone
- CAB
- Pending (since 2019)
- Environment
- prod (also staging, also prod)